When did you last tell someone to grow up?

It’s fun telling people to grow up, especially when it’s not completely relevant. Take this exchange that I just had at work that saw my workmate look visibly shocked at my reaction:

“Would you like a cup of tea?”
“Grow up”

I enjoyed myself and that’s all that matters.

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Grow up

I said “You’ve got a lot of growing up to do” to @bergkamp yesterday

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Told my shower head to grow up after it fell off and twatted me on the back of my head mid-shower. Don’t think it’s learnt it’s lesson.

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this sort of response to offering someone a cup of tea would visibly shock me too, ngl.

This is perhaps the perfect example of this.

Telling inanimate objects to grow up.

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Grow up.

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Also a fun thing to say to drivers if you want them to get so molten their little wigs start steaming

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Oh god. That’s the worst, especially first thing in the morning. Such an excellent start to the day.

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you also said “I might get your opinions printed onto toilet paper so I can wipe my arse with them”, which I thought was a bit mean.

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Grow up

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