It’s fun telling people to grow up, especially when it’s not completely relevant. Take this exchange that I just had at work that saw my workmate look visibly shocked at my reaction:
“Would you like a cup of tea?”
I enjoyed myself and that’s all that matters.
I said “You’ve got a lot of growing up to do” to @bergkamp yesterday
Told my shower head to grow up after it fell off and twatted me on the back of my head mid-shower. Don’t think it’s learnt it’s lesson.
this sort of response to offering someone a cup of tea would visibly shock me too, ngl.
This is perhaps the perfect example of this.
Telling inanimate objects to grow up.
Also a fun thing to say to drivers if you want them to get so molten their little wigs start steaming
Oh god. That’s the worst, especially first thing in the morning. Such an excellent start to the day.
you also said “I might get your opinions printed onto toilet paper so I can wipe my arse with them”, which I thought was a bit mean.