When I see _______ I always _________


#1

When I see someone on nine likes, I always click to give them the notification of “Nice Reply”.


#2

Shapes, argue


#3

When I see the red man I always cross the road anyway


#4

my mum, give her your best wishes


#5

When i see an advert with James Corden, I always turn it off


#6

the girl on the platform, smile


#7

Yep, sticking this on RIGHT NOW.


#8

An empty socket turned on; turn it off


#9

When I see my brand of deodorant on offer I always buy a couple for future use


#10

^ stinky AND cheap!


#11

A red door, paint it black


#12

well-prepared and cheap, more like!


#13

(hate that song)


#14

When I see well-prepared and cheap I always more like!

… this doesn’t make sense pal.


#15

That made me laugh more than it should have, you clown :smiley:

(inb4: When I see That made me laugh more than it should have, I always you clown :D)


#16

When I see a hearse/graveyard I always hold my breath

* weird habit rather than believing any bollocks


#17

myself in a mirror, check if his right hand is my right hand or if it’s backwards


#18

when i see an ambulance i always fight the urge to say “they’ll never sell ice-cream at that speed”

due to years of mental conditioning. thanks dad.


#19

hahahaha

totally nicking this


#20

He’s trained you well for posting on here, tbf