When I see _______ I always _________

When I see someone on nine likes, I always click to give them the notification of “Nice Reply”.

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Shapes, argue

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When I see the red man I always cross the road anyway

my mum, give her your best wishes

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When i see an advert with James Corden, I always turn it off

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the girl on the platform, smile

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Yep, sticking this on RIGHT NOW.

An empty socket turned on; turn it off

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When I see my brand of deodorant on offer I always buy a couple for future use

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^ stinky AND cheap!

A red door, paint it black

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well-prepared and cheap, more like!

(hate that song)

When I see well-prepared and cheap I always more like!

… this doesn’t make sense pal.

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That made me laugh more than it should have, you clown :smiley:

(inb4: When I see That made me laugh more than it should have, I always you clown :D)

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When I see a hearse/graveyard I always hold my breath

* weird habit rather than believing any bollocks

myself in a mirror, check if his right hand is my right hand or if it’s backwards

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when i see an ambulance i always fight the urge to say “they’ll never sell ice-cream at that speed”

due to years of mental conditioning. thanks dad.

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hahahaha

totally nicking this

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He’s trained you well for posting on here, tbf