When I see someone on nine likes, I always click to give them the notification of “Nice Reply”.
When I see the red man I always cross the road anyway
my mum, give her your best wishes
When i see an advert with James Corden, I always turn it off
the girl on the platform, smile
Yep, sticking this on RIGHT NOW.
An empty socket turned on; turn it off
When I see my brand of deodorant on offer I always buy a couple for future use
^ stinky AND cheap!
A red door, paint it black
well-prepared and cheap, more like!
(hate that song)
When I see well-prepared and cheap I always more like!
… this doesn’t make sense pal.
That made me laugh more than it should have, you clown
(inb4: When I see That made me laugh more than it should have, I always you clown :D)
When I see a hearse/graveyard I always hold my breath
* weird habit rather than believing any bollocks
myself in a mirror, check if his right hand is my right hand or if it’s backwards
when i see an ambulance i always fight the urge to say “they’ll never sell ice-cream at that speed”
due to years of mental conditioning. thanks dad.
totally nicking this
He’s trained you well for posting on here, tbf