A red door, paint it black

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well-prepared and cheap, more like!

(hate that song)

When I see well-prepared and cheap I always more like!

… this doesn’t make sense pal.

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That made me laugh more than it should have, you clown :smiley:

(inb4: When I see That made me laugh more than it should have, I always you clown :D)

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When I see a hearse/graveyard I always hold my breath

* weird habit rather than believing any bollocks

myself in a mirror, check if his right hand is my right hand or if it’s backwards

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when i see an ambulance i always fight the urge to say “they’ll never sell ice-cream at that speed”

due to years of mental conditioning. thanks dad.

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hahahaha

totally nicking this

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He’s trained you well for posting on here, tbf

yeah this, its a morcambe and wise joke if i iirc

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Dads have got so much to answer for

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The electricity is going to escape!

(I do this too.)

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When I open up my emails and see five in a row from my boss written at 23:25 I cry inwardly

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even if you don’t want to cross the road in question?

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READ MY FUCKING POST MATE. DOES IT LOOK AMBIGUOUS TO YOU?

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[Y]

a goose, say boo to it.

When I see someone’s name trending on Twitter I always wonder whether they have died or been outed as a paedo/sexual harasser.