When I see a hearse/graveyard I always hold my breath
* weird habit rather than believing any bollocks
myself in a mirror, check if his right hand is my right hand or if it’s backwards
when i see an ambulance i always fight the urge to say “they’ll never sell ice-cream at that speed”
due to years of mental conditioning. thanks dad.
hahahaha
totally nicking this
He’s trained you well for posting on here, tbf
yeah this, its a morcambe and wise joke if i iirc
Dads have got so much to answer for
The electricity is going to escape!
(I do this too.)
When I open up my emails and see five in a row from my boss written at 23:25 I cry inwardly
even if you don’t want to cross the road in question?
READ MY FUCKING POST MATE. DOES IT LOOK AMBIGUOUS TO YOU?
[Y]
a goose, say boo to it.
When I see someone’s name trending on Twitter I always wonder whether they have died or been outed as a paedo/sexual harasser.
Your post was on nine likes, you’re welcome
That’s the first time I’ve got “Nice Topic” too.
I didn’t know it was a thing
Speaking as a parent, I can confirm this is correct
the inside of a butcher’s shop, weep
