When I was 16 and looking in the NME for gig listings, all I'd have to see would be

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“Support from Miocene”, and my pussy would be dripping wet.

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Marilyn Monroe

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I can visualise their logo in my head. Still don’t know what they sound like.

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always found it weird looking at NME gig listings that every venue in the UK seemed to be called Carling Academy