When I was a kid and me and my mates played football we used to use disused fireplaces as goals

It was a game of two hearths


Grate joke

Should have called it the Emberates Stadium

That mate?

Chris Coleman


That’s funny because when we were kids we used to play football in the car park of an undertakers.

It was a game of two hearses

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Something something toe poker
Something something sweeper system

What a match! What a strike! It flue in

Blazin’ Squad

Used to play two legged games on concrete. One time we won 5-4 on aggregate.


I don’t believe this really happened.

Chimney reckon.

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I reckon he’ll have stacks of evidence it did.