When I was a kid and me and my mates played football we used to use disused fireplaces as goals

It was a game of two hearths

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Grate joke

Should have called it the Emberates Stadium

That mate?

Chris Coleman

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That’s funny because when we were kids we used to play football in the car park of an undertakers.

It was a game of two hearses

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Something something toe poker
Something something sweeper system

What a match! What a strike! It flue in

Blazin’ Squad

Used to play two legged games on concrete. One time we won 5-4 on aggregate.

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I don’t believe this really happened.

Chimney reckon.

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I reckon he’ll have stacks of evidence it did.