When life gives you olives

Make tapenade

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can I eat them instead?

Only if I don’t bin them first.

I pronounce it “tap-an-A-dé”

does 5 second rule apply to bins too?

Sure, why not.

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Oil agree with that!

Spit them back in life’s stupid face and demand gherkins instead

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Hate olives

Have to go through a ridiculous charade anytime there are olives about where I decline the olives, and then someone mrs Doyles me into having an olive, telling me that they used to dislike olives as well blah blah blah, and then I have an olive and it’s still totally gross

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Think I’m into triple figures now of olives that I’ve tried and disliked. It’s not happening.

Solidarity brother

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When life gives you colons