When someone over the age of 75 is on TV

They won’t stop banging on about how old they are. Stick on a TV show, usually hosted by Stephen Mulhern, and if there’s a person over 75 on it, can guarantee they’ll bring up their age within 20 seconds

‘Please give her a big Play Your Cards Right welcome, we have Gladys from Walsall’
‘Oooh Stephen hello. I’m 82 you know!’

Almost as bad as astronauts or olympic medallists in terms of banging on about the same thing over and over

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I’m 100% gonna do that when I’m older.

Fuck it, might give it a go now: I’m 36 years old, you know. When I were a lad, you could buy cigarettes when you were 16!

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This is just old people in general, on tv or not.

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Also getting well into pointing out places where it was all fields when I was a lad. Only going to escalate my usage of this bit as I get older, frankly.

I have a feeling Roy Hodgsons press conferences may end up like this soon.

You just lost 0-2 to Brentford, how do you feel about that?

“I’m 76, you know”

Wouldn’t blame him to be honest.

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Felt like he got dangerously close when talking abiut the penalty last night