:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Imagine us getting asked to leave the dump at closing like a pub cause we’re still there just chucking stuff in.

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When my dad renovated my grandparents old house he handed me a sledgehammer and some goggles (gotta be safe) and told me to enjoy myself. Fucking hell did I enjoy myself.

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My favourite thing about the skip is Following the Rules

Quite like throwing things into the skips and making a loud noise

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:joy::joy::joy: The capital letters here have well and truly done me.

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I don’t like how unsteady the steps up to the Big Skips are, maybe I’m just not made for tip life

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How are you at dodging slingshotted rubbish?

It’s alright, I can handle Kermit

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Edit: Creepy

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You’re telling me!

Edit: god damn it Funkhouser

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I’ll retell your tale in a thick Devon accent too. “Ere, av ye heard the tale o’ old Big Skips Wormit? They say she lives in an old filing ca’net and makes 'er clothes outta old magazines”

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I’ll throw a bin bag full of Quorn nuggets down for you once a fortnight.

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Our house is kind of a town house. Garage below the house and front door. I had great fun launching stuff into the skip, before realising it’ll probably annoy the neighbours so stopped.

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Sometimes you just have to do things that please yourself

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Thursday wa…

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Must EVERYTHING on this board be a big, throbbing, purple double entendre?

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Yeah I’m too considerate. Thebuilders didn’t care once they took over.

Hey, if you want a double entendre, I’ll give you one.

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All this #dumpchat has reminded me I could actually do with going to the tip. It’s mostly cardboard, though - possibly the least satisfying material to throw in a skip :frowning:

Buy an old metal cabinet off eBay for cheap, stick the cardboard inside, hoy it in the Big Skip.

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