When was the last time you googled your username?

WTF?

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This is the first result:

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31,200,000 results mate.

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The fuck is this shit.

First result is my DiS profile on the old boards.

And then this

Bit weird.

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About 4,750,000 results.

Nothing remotely interesting, much like my 10/10 content here.

Is a place called Twentynine Palms in California though, so I learned something new today.

Curiously, 29 palms is wha-[redacted]

You have a 0.74 likes received: posts made ratio. That’s not bad at all!

Lump this in with the rest of the Weird Simpsons business

love this so much

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Ah when I nail it, I nail it. Rest of the time is spent telling the cunts I hate on here that they’re cunts.

Obv

That’s…that’s you, isn’t it?

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Haha, one of the other top results for hip young gunslinger is a Guardian article about the NME, written in 2008, which holds this absolutely classic, stonkingly good quote:

‘Besides!’ growls Alex Miller, NME’s New Bands editor, referring to another website, ‘you can’t read Drowned in Sound on the bus.’

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Even in 2008 they knew the mobile site was going to be dogshit.

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Fucking hell:

Ah my uncle!

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