When was the last time you googled your username?


#1

WTF?


#2


#3

This is the first result:


#4

31,200,000 results mate.


#5

The fuck is this shit.

https://sadpunks.com/


#6

#7

First result is my DiS profile on the old boards.

And then this

Bit weird.


#8

About 4,750,000 results.

Nothing remotely interesting, much like my 10/10 content here.


#9

Is a place called Twentynine Palms in California though, so I learned something new today.

Curiously, 29 palms is wha-[redacted]


#10


#11

You have a 0.74 likes received: posts made ratio. That’s not bad at all!


#12

Lump this in with the rest of the Weird Simpsons business


#13

love this so much


#14

Ah when I nail it, I nail it. Rest of the time is spent telling the cunts I hate on here that they’re cunts.


#15

Obv


#16

Forgot about this guy

https://twitter.com/Xylopwn/status/1220822643


#17

That’s…that’s you, isn’t it?


#18

Haha, one of the other top results for hip young gunslinger is a Guardian article about the NME, written in 2008, which holds this absolutely classic, stonkingly good quote:

‘Besides!’ growls Alex Miller, NME’s New Bands editor, referring to another website, ‘you can’t read Drowned in Sound on the bus.’


#19

Even in 2008 they knew the mobile site was going to be dogshit.


#20

Fucking hell: