When was the last time you Googled yourself?


#1

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About three minutes ago. I wanted to check if nerdy card game stuff was outranking my work stuff yet. It isn’t, but I learned that in 2015 Cambridge News quoted a tweet I posted about touching owls.


#2

Probably when I was in high school, about 12 years ago.


#3

Shortly after reading this, naturally. Some chump cinematographer is lapping up the top hits for my name.


#4

Sounds a bit yewtree.


#5

Prompted by this, about a minute ago. I am reassuringly inconspicuous.


#6

Top is my Twitter. Second is a Facebook search page for people with my name (of which I am the top result). Third is my LinkedIn.


#7

Have done it again now - all my old namesakes are showing up. There’s a senator, a doctor, a professor, a baseball player and a terrorist. I am none of those things.


#8

Plus actor.


#9

You’ll be the first in clinky after that banning of non-conventional sex acts, pal.

Last time was trying to find an old band review where they said I was the new Kurt Cobain. Maybe 10 years ago?

I am still trying to be the new Kurt Cobain, FYI


#10

It’s fine, I didn’t film it.


#11

Just a bunch of LinkedIn profiles that aren’t me (obvs, not even on Linkin Park Book mate)


#12

Just this chump


#13

Bullshit

Send me the video immediately


#14

No, Casseroles would disapprove.

(The owl was called Casseroles)


#15

Probably around 2006


#16

SEO stuff already ruins my life in constantly googling the various businesses i work with/for - googling myself would be too much stress :’(


#17

Luckily you share your name with a monster paedo.


#18

(This isn’t true, googling your name reveals nothing bad).


#19

Couple of weeks ago to see if anything still existed from my quake 3 days. Nothing from then and only my twitter page is actually me from the first page of search results.


#20

:smiley: you fucker