- This morning
- This week
- This month
- This year
- Longer ago than that
Not sure I ever have
I would never do this
Once in school we had an assembly with an independent ‘‘nutritionist’’ who spent 15-20minutes talking about the dangers of burnt toast.
Do bagels count as toast?
Depends if you’ve toasted them
I did, and burnt it
No, regardless of whether toasted or not
New version of Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Straight in the bin for burnt toast even if it’s the last of the bread
Scrape, bin, eat.
The story of my ass
I have my toast medium rare so it never gets to that stage.
A documentary about Bill Callahan and Cat Power’s relationship called ‘Smog, Marry, Avoid’
Could be something there
sometimes i think we’re destined to be together Funky
I’ve had three peely-wally slices of toast this morning. My toaster doesn’t seem to have a burn setting.
If it’s burnt I’ll either reluctantly eat it or bin it.
My toaster is becoming infuriatingly inconsistent but the major issue for me is the supply-chain for Hovis Granary Thick Slice, you can only find it intermittently so I’m having to pick up the Medium Slice version often like a complete chump. You then have to be very mindful to readjust your settings for the Thick to Medium transition. I forgot to do this yesterday,
It’s inevitable at this point.