This is now the bum wiping thread. Had to help my lad out with a particularly tricky wipe / clean up operation a few weeks back. Now I’ve changed a lot of nappies and wiped a lot of bums in my time (like most parents) but I was not prepared for this one. Multiple wipes were not doing the job and the smell was making me gag so much I spewed into the sink a bit whilst he laughed at me. Too much information I know, but it was funny.
This is… not how i thought this thread would go
Given that the little one us turning 8 in a few weeks I’m gonna say …6ish years ago probably
Update: I just got home and gave the family a hug & gave Shades a little scratch behind the ear while she was suckling The Revolution (she’s having a break now)
Child: about 5 minutes ago
Anyone else: about 7 months ago
Edit: I think it’s more like 8 or 9 months actually
Also about 5 minutes ago to this question
Pretty much the best post I’ve made this year.
Friday morning, fist bumping a colleague
it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine
A urologist touched my balls last week and I got the giggles. Said I had nice balls
Having lived alone through the pandemic, there’s been some pretty long stretches! I’ve gotten cuddles from several niblings recently though. Also had someone’s hands in my mouth for a while today but not sure if that counts, it wasn’t super pleasant
My youngest was slumped over this morning so I played her back like a drum for a bit. So… about 7am.
Gave R a little cheek stroke a few minutes ago.
Other than immediate family…elbow bump my work bestie every day and also have probably weekly cautious hug with other work bestie. Hugged my sister at the weekend too.
I did my first elbow bump of the pandemic yesterday
Can’t believe it took that long
It’s Miss Y’s bedtime so right now I’m propped up next to her in bed with her face pressed into my arm and holding my hand. I’m an insomniac so will slip away about midnight and potter about till I get sleepy.
you stopped wiping at 2!? What the hell am i doing wrong!?
4 year old all the time still and 6 year old needs checking bastards.
Solidarity like there
I remember doing one with a friend at the last pub quiz I went to, which I think would have been the first Wednesday in February last year. It was a joke at the time, when we were both so innocent about what was to come
Phew, glad I’m not the only one. My eldest is 5 in two weeks and we’re still wiping for him.
I thought the same. 5 and still a slave to bum wiping