jesus silks, don’t post with a boner

don’t go for the sly likes, dave

just observing life, ya daft brush

few days ago
generally i steer well clear of these types of people

Saturday night I’d say.

Obviously all the lads on here fancy my girlfriend so I don’t need to answer this one. You did make me remember about the time i was at a Tapas restaurant in Sheffield and almost couldn’t believe how good-looking the waitress was, though. Might have been a bit stare-y, not sure.

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When I woke up this morning and rolled over ~swoon~ :heart:

Half past

in my local wee place a few months ago, she was fucking dynamite

how come, shrewbs? some incredibly good looking people can be fucking hard work, so I’m going with that until I hear otherwise

Maybe never.

girl who gets the bus on friday mornings

guy who came into the shop I work at the other day

been working there 2 months and he’s the first babe I’ve seen.

January 8th

pointless celebrities came on the other night and i have to say that cathy newman looked amazing

Not recently, but I imagine it happens a lot more to guys than girls. A few years back when I was living in a shared house, we had a hotty who lived across the street. My housemate virtually stalked him but I wasn’t that bothered. Then one day he turned up at our door asking to borrow out lawnmower. I pretty much lost all ability to speak cohesively, and in the time it took to walk him through the house and out to the shed managed to trip over twice, spent ages trying to put the shed key in the back door, and called the lawnmower ‘a Hoover’ about 3 times. He later turned out to be a complete twat so…

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At least he did want a lawnmower. “Are you sure this is a Hoover?” “…yelp…”

Somebody who works here is so attrative I can’t look directly at her. It’s like staring into the sun.

She doesn’t work in this building any more and it’s a massive relief, tbh.

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This sort of thing is a bit subjective, isn’t it?

I’m only attracted to people with a specific look. I don’t know what it is and I can’t help it. Everyone I’ve had a crush on looks really similar.

Alright, Scottie Ferguson.

Earlier this evening.