#4

dude. we get it! well done etc

#5

Darren needs to have a strong word with you before you’re shitting on a bollard

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#6

i dont think you get it man

#7

Think it’s been years.

There’s a place in London that I don’t go to nerdy card game tournaments at any more because there’s only one toilet for 60+ people and events that big take all day.

It pretty rapidly turns into a street pissing side event. Grim.

#8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6awZUwVTKc

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#10

Went to lunch at a pub and arrived at 11.50 and it didn’t open until 12.00. Was busting so went to the petrol station but that didn’t have a shitter. So I pissed betwixt the pub and the petrol station. About four weeks back.

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#11

What a film

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#13

This story is not true.

#14

Been in the woods and that when I’ve been caught short on runs or bike rides. Haven’t pissed in the street in years because no self-respecting adult would

#15

About three years ago, I think - got caught short on the way back to Cambridge Station after some post-work drinking. Went for a wee in a deserted corner of the station car park.

It’s not something I’m particularly proud of.

#16

about a year ago. wasn’t a street, was a beach.

#17

In my sleepy hometown where nobody is awake after 11 and there’s no cctv about 2 weeks ago
Free reign

#18

About a year ago in Switzerland. Halfway through my wazz, a torch was shined on me and I noticed two policemen watching. After I’d zipped up they tried to issue me a fine. I protested saying that I didn’t know it was against the law, to which they responded by asking me if I’d just piss up against a house in London. I explained that, yes, I would, and they gave me a slightly baffled look and let me go.

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#19

I’m afraid it is. It’s not that shocking is it? on second look there was a house between the pub and the petrol station. I have marked where I pissed. There were leaves on the trees when I went.

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#20

something really creepy about this

#21

I can give you the coordinates if it’s getting you hot?

#22

Not the same but my wife always brings this up… when we first started going out our shitter broke and I was desperate so I went for a turd in the woods at the end of the communal gardens. Thought this was fair game, she evidently did not.

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#23

sink?

#24

Nah it was a floater.

(you know that piss spot)

#25

i weed in a flower pot at sheffield bus station when i was 18. it was on an organised uni day trip to sheffield (obviously). it was after pub closing time and me and my friend had got separated from everyone due to being v drunk and had just found our way back to the bus station in time. they’d been very clear at the start of the trip that the coach back at night would not be stopping. i needed a wee and everywhere was closed so i went in a flower pot. then the coach did stop on the way back anyway.