#1

couple of weeks ago, for me.waiting for my man to get a kebab. went round the corner. slashed on a tree

BEAUTIFUL

got any piss related anecdotes? I was doing the census a few years back, was miles from home and needed a piss. I went to go in a bush and a lady shouted out ‘you disgusting bastard’

turned round (mid piss) and explained that I was doing the census and was miles from home and as such, didn’t have an alternative. she was ok with this explanation

#2

did you spit at the same time? this isn’t jazz life at all

#3

Not since using a pissoir in Amsterdam in August 2013 mate

#4

dude. we get it! well done etc

#5

Darren needs to have a strong word with you before you’re shitting on a bollard

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#6

i dont think you get it man

#7

Think it’s been years.

There’s a place in London that I don’t go to nerdy card game tournaments at any more because there’s only one toilet for 60+ people and events that big take all day.

It pretty rapidly turns into a street pissing side event. Grim.

#8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6awZUwVTKc

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#10

Went to lunch at a pub and arrived at 11.50 and it didn’t open until 12.00. Was busting so went to the petrol station but that didn’t have a shitter. So I pissed betwixt the pub and the petrol station. About four weeks back.

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#11

What a film

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#13

This story is not true.

#14

Been in the woods and that when I’ve been caught short on runs or bike rides. Haven’t pissed in the street in years because no self-respecting adult would

#15

About three years ago, I think - got caught short on the way back to Cambridge Station after some post-work drinking. Went for a wee in a deserted corner of the station car park.

It’s not something I’m particularly proud of.

#16

about a year ago. wasn’t a street, was a beach.

#17

In my sleepy hometown where nobody is awake after 11 and there’s no cctv about 2 weeks ago
Free reign

#18

About a year ago in Switzerland. Halfway through my wazz, a torch was shined on me and I noticed two policemen watching. After I’d zipped up they tried to issue me a fine. I protested saying that I didn’t know it was against the law, to which they responded by asking me if I’d just piss up against a house in London. I explained that, yes, I would, and they gave me a slightly baffled look and let me go.

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#19

I’m afraid it is. It’s not that shocking is it? on second look there was a house between the pub and the petrol station. I have marked where I pissed. There were leaves on the trees when I went.

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#20

something really creepy about this

#21

I can give you the coordinates if it’s getting you hot?

#22

Not the same but my wife always brings this up… when we first started going out our shitter broke and I was desperate so I went for a turd in the woods at the end of the communal gardens. Thought this was fair game, she evidently did not.

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