When was the last time you took something with a pinch of salt?

Literally or metaphorically.

when opening a jordan thread

I make a salt circle around my bed every night to ward off the demons.

I have managed to ward off the slugs by caulking the living shit our of any tiny crack I could find.

^ He talks the talk but can he caulk the caulk?

On this evidence I would say, yes.


Any ideas for stopping woodlice getting in your gaff?

Have you tried caulking the shit out of every gap?

No. I’ll start with that fine piece of advice