When was the last time you took something with a pinch of salt?

Literally or metaphorically.

when opening a jordan thread

I make a salt circle around my bed every night to ward off the demons.

I have managed to ward off the slugs by caulking the living shit our of any tiny crack I could find.

^ He talks the talk but can he caulk the caulk?

On this evidence I would say, yes.

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Any ideas for stopping woodlice getting in your gaff?

Have you tried caulking the shit out of every gap?

No. I’ll start with that fine piece of advice