stepped in dogshit
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- This week
- This month
- This year
- Before that
- I cannot remember
- I have never
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were shat on by a bird
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- This week
- This month
- This year
- Before that
- I cannot remember
- I have never
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I had a 1st date in the summer where she got shat on by a bird just before we met and I ran off and fetched some napkins from a nearby cafe for her which I think made me seem quite nice and proactive
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I stand in catshit all the time cos my cats shit in the garden and I’m really dopey
Not Thursday yet, pal
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10 days ago. Pigeon. Just outside the front door. Went back home and got changed.
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You don’t have to explicitly say that every time
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it would have to be really bad for me to bother changing
A bird did an enormous shit on my car windscreen the other week while I was driving and I actually screamed. Very glad nobody else was in the car at the time so no one ever needs to know it happened.
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wait, fuck
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I haven’t ironed any shirts in months. I got a pile of shits together earlier this week (didn’t do the ironing, obvs), but spotted that one had a bit streak of bird shit on it. We haven’t dried anything outside for months 
PCBE
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The shit hit the upper leg of my trousers. It looked like there had been a happy accident.
Did a whole gym class in the park this year where I smeared dog shit EVERYWHERE. Feet, knees, yoga mat etc.
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stepped in loads of police horse shit on saturday at a demo
dog shit last time i went on the chevin
shat on by a bird probably more recently but last I can remember was waiting for the school bus in the morning in year 7, quite humiliating really
Shat on by a bird before she even met you? She sounds well kinky m8
get that (dog poo back) up(wards facing) dog
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Is this MySQL
Absolute worst nightmare. Whenever I’m going to meet someone I’m always concerned about the birds. 
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Very good posts:laughs ratio in this thread 
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