When was the last time you:

Got a static shock

  • Today
  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Last 5 years
  • Longer
  • Dunno

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Cling film, 2019

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I think I’m immune

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Oh come off it, ant

Constantly get em. Awful stuff

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Think I’ve had a live shock more recently than a static one.

Little titbit for you there.

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Sneezed more than 3 times in a row

  • Today
  • Within the last 2 weeks
  • Within the last 6 months
  • Longer ago
  • Never

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Hahagg do you think when ants get static shocks it looks like the old prick from star wars

within the last 12 months, outwith the calendar year

i pretty much exclusively sneeze 3 or 4 times in a row. record is 6 i believe.

  • I stop by door handles or refrain from picking things up until I get the courage to brave an electric shock
  • I walk through all doorways and pick all things up straight away like a big man

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Ate a scotch egg

  • Now
  • Recently
  • A while ago
  • Yonks ago
  • Dunno

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depends - there’s a door in our main office which always always always gives me a shock, so i usually approach it with caution, maybe tap the handle with the back of my hand just in case and then proceed. if anyone happens to be behind me at this point they think i’m a maniac.

I got one from my office door handle and now i wig out a bit evrytiem i go through it which is what prompted the thread

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haha gg wp

ez pz

I always do two, then an annoying pause before it recommences.

Accidentally set fire to something

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • This decade
  • I only ever intentionally set fire to things

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don’t mock me japes, all my technology is broken and i have to use a very old kindle. it’s hard to write with

Used a stapler

  • 2010s
  • 2000s
  • 1990s
  • 1980s

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stubbed your toe

  • day
  • week
  • month
  • year
  • decade
  • never

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