- he’ll be late and some time in the afternoon
- he isn’t coming
Washing machine men are men of their word in my experience.
their word was “late morning”
He’ll be with you in the next half hour. I have no doubt about it.
you’re a voice of calming reassurance, thank you!
Did they say which late morning?
this very late morning
Getting to the point where they might as well grab their lunch first now eh
I just want a washing machine and I’m missing all the sunshine!
Also, may I suggest pooing in your washing machine? Might help.
washing machine men live longer with calgon
I don’t know but when he’s finished I bet he makes a clean getaway!!!
I hope he doesn’t spin me a tale and his price isn’t too much of a drain on my finances!
we would make a tremendous double act
(we’d clean up)
yeah let’s keep our powder dry for now.
Our washing powder that is!!!
Did the washing machine person arrive in the AM in the end @Bamnan?
he did not
To emphasise how late he is you should be nude when he arrives, demonstrating that you simply have no clean clothes to wear
You obviously weren’t paying attention.