but what if he doesn’t turn up? I’m going to look foolish then
Absolutely not. You will spend the day naked and free, cartwheeling and star jumping around the house
can’t believe the washing machine repair man is as unreliable as the washing mechine
he’s really fucked me over here
I had a plan to go to a country park for a coffee this afternoon
Clothed?
yeah, to take a massive shit!
I’m guessing 3pm.
sounds about right, just late enough for me not to be able to go out and enjoy the weather
I don’t believe you can do a ‘‘late morning’’ task so he’s done you there. Work days go morning task, lunch, afternoon task. That’s 2 tasks. You can’t fit a 3rd in during late morning.
I got up early as well, like a fool!
3rd task can completed half arsed by scrambling around at half 4ish if urgent
any sign of him?
van broke down
van repairer promised they would be there at 2pm
he fucking did it!
Did what?
fixed it mate
strange fellow, he sat next to it for a while with his head against it listening and then said to me “I’m the sherlock holmes of washing machines”