When you hear that tractor it is krypton factor
Not sure this is verbatim
When you hear Bradley drop that bass
Get your shit together - it’s time for The Chase
Instead of going out and getting wrecked
Why not stay in and enjoy Only Connect?
When you hear the air raid sirens, it’s time for Love Island
Reward yourself for that daily slog
Tune in, 6pm, for One Man and his Dog
When your faithful dog makes a mess
Ignore it and tune into Pointless
When you’re at the checkout and you hear a beep
Think of the fun you could be having on Supermarket Sweep
Fed up of Jim Davidson and trick shots on the baize?
Come play with Rich O’Brien down in the Crystal Maze.