When you knock on a door, how many knocks are you doing?

I did 9 when I went downstairs to pick up a parcel from a neighbour. Might have signalled an urgency that wasn’t really there

knock knock (2)

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four

da da-dat da

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normally ring the bell though tbh

DO ME A FAVOUR

AND LET 'EM IN

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is this more creed?

7, to a little tune

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Three or four I reckon.

dut-dut-da-dut-dut

five (5)

might start doing just one, but really pounding the fucker

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hate this one

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I don’t know.

I can’t tell now that you’ve made me think about it.

that’s why i do it

Slight pause

Dut dut

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3 obviously

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Ah, the patented Epimer sexual thrusting technique.

Never.

occasionally

hak-bak-dak-d-dak-dak (6)

it’s very ‘hermes’