If one person has a starter we’re all having a starter
People who have soup as a starter can go to hell too
I’m never hungry enough for pudding these days (after a starter and main of course)
Those pizza express mini deserts you get with a coffee are good, more places should do that sort of thing
Mrs. Marty makes her selection and then lobbies hard for me to get her second choice so she can have some of it. I acquiesce about 2/3 of the time.
And it’s nearly always the roast potatoes
Luckily my family are all starter-havers and I don’t eat out with friends because I don’t have any so it’s not a problem.
Both in quantity and quality.
Yes! Why have I only got two roasties FFS?
My standard serving at home is 12 so anything less just feels insufficient.
Proper expensive places don’t have dress codes. Shit places that want to pretend to be good have dress codes.
Love being a vegetarian because it cuts my choices down immediately to about one or two dishes.
I was just about to say about the pizza express mini deserts! me and my mum LOVE those little things. Just a nibble of a mini chocolate fudge cake or a lemon tart and a coffee. Just enough for us
I’ll have the pasta in cheese sauce that’s a starchy, gluey mess. Thank You.
I feel like this would be the end of the relationship for me. If they’d forced me into getting soup through their inability to order something different, they’re clearly bad people.
Really wanna go out for dinner now
yeah I’ve never been to a really expensive place so that might be true. Different kind of ugliness then though because you know a lot of people there will be rich
Alright, Jess Glynne… (anyone get this?!)
But I have been really annoyed when other people at my table or otherwise have food that looks nicer than mine on many occasions.
You know celebrity gossip is the reason I get up in the morning.
Thank god!
