Both in quantity and quality.

Yes! Why have I only got two roasties FFS?

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My standard serving at home is 12 so anything less just feels insufficient.

Proper expensive places don’t have dress codes.
Shit places that want to pretend to be good have dress codes.

Love being a vegetarian because it cuts my choices down immediately to about one or two dishes.

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I was just about to say about the pizza express mini deserts! me and my mum LOVE those little things. Just a nibble of a mini chocolate fudge cake or a lemon tart and a coffee. Just enough for us :blush:

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I’ll have the pasta in cheese sauce that’s a starchy, gluey mess. Thank You.

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I feel like this would be the end of the relationship for me. If they’d forced me into getting soup through their inability to order something different, they’re clearly bad people.

Really wanna go out for dinner now

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yeah I’ve never been to a really expensive place so that might be true. Different kind of ugliness then though because you know a lot of people there will be rich

Alright, Jess Glynne…
(anyone get this?!)

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But I have been really annoyed when other people at my table or otherwise have food that looks nicer than mine on many occasions.

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You know celebrity gossip is the reason I get up in the morning.

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Thank god!

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in many places, it is easy as I pick from the small number of veggie options

in some, I will go for lots of smaller dishes to share with my friends

on rare occasions all the food will be edible for me and it’ll be a bit anxiety-inducing make a choice

I will share one (1) bite of my food as part of an agreement where I also receive one (1) bite of someone else’s food to try, but I’m done after that.

It’s mine, and I want it all, so it’s gonna have to be a no, mate.

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Weird that they only shut restaurants like a month ago here, feels like ages.

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I think it was October here but honestly, who knows because time has warped for me

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[does a dance when the food’s almost ready]

[waiter drops the food all down Alan Pardew’s expensive shirt]