Never seen a wombat poop in the flesh I’ll have you know. Waste of a trip.
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If The Wombats the band did a poo on stage, the first question I’d ask would be ‘did they also wee?’
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sometimes i do wee poos
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The first question I’d ask is “Why the fuck am I watching The Wombats?”
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- Sometimes when having a sit down wee / poo my wee will go between the seat and the toilet and onto the floor
- This doesn’t happen to me
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This has brought back some terrible memories 
Lorde’s first draft needed editing to achieve success outside Australasia
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ah what a lovely sit down. What the? Why is there a flood? It’s not even raining today. What’s happening?
Is this the filth thread?
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Wee when pooing, but not sure it happens simultaneously though…
Why not!
- I have done a wee, a poo and vomited at the same time
- I have not
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Sometimes it’ll just be the merest suggestion, don’t you worry your pretty little head about me, mate.
Poo poo poop!
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Sometimes when you see cows and sheep and that grazing in fields they’re pooing and eating at the same time and I can’t work out whether that’s gross or the dream.
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- I believe him
- I’m not sure, it’s a bit like when Bob Mortimer is on Would I Lie To You isn’t it
- It’s nonsense
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I always take Tone’s posts with a pinch of salt, and often, a pinch of laughter!
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Simultaneous pooing baby
Do a wee