When you think of yourself at your youngest/longest ago are you a sperm or an egg?

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#1

When you think of yourself at your youngest/longest ago are you a sperm or an egg?


#2

honestly can’t remember


#3

Well that is really a very interesting question Lonzy, nice one.

I’m gonna go with egg I think


#4

Yeah I think I go sperm but the egg will have been round longer so I think I have been wrong.


#5

Neither


#6

Well it’s my understanding that the sperm is absorbed by/turns into the egg so I think the egg is the base from which we all grow whereas the sperm is something else I don’t really understand


#7

That’s a shame


#8

Yeah and your mum’s eggz are all lined up when she pubes. So really I am much older that I thought, probably around seventeen years older.


#9

meowington, do you think my wife knows how many Magnums are in the freezer?


#10

yes she probably does

i left a magnum at my boyfriends house and could feel in my waters it had been eaten and turns out it had been eaten


#11

Do you like those pink Magnums?


#12

shit.


#13

Yes but I think my favourite is almond.

The double chocolate and peanut butter ones aren’t as good as they should be. Still nice but could be better.


#14

what are the pink magnums? i’d imagine strawberry and white chocolate?

the greatest magnums are the honeycomb ones. soooo much better than a crunchie blast


#15

Raspberry chocolate I think, they are truly delicious but I had not heard of the honeycomb one before this exact moment and now I want one more than anything in the world


#16

Raspberry.

And in answer to Balonz’s question: no.


#17

they’re honestly the most delicious ice cream


#18

I saw one for sale at the cafe at Blackpool Sands in Devon (not Blackpool). It was £2.50. I have a policy of only buying whippys or scooped ice cream from non shop vendors so this was a no no.


#19

I love honeycomb anything, they call me the honeycomb kid!


#20

Sounds like one hell of a bullshit policy to me but you’re a man of principle and I admire that