When you're finishing a bag of crisps

Do you drink the bag to get the little scraps at the bottom?

  • Yes
  • No

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n/a, don’t really eat crisps

Good way to out the tories, this

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Depends how much is left to drink. A boy in school would drink the entire bag after crushing them to a fine dust.

Do you lick the lid of a yoghurt pot

  • Yes
  • Tory
  • Not on yoghurtbook

0 voters

I am very much not a fussy eater in terms of what I’ll eat, however I think the way things are eaten is my htdo

Licking yoghurt lid :nauseated_face:
Licking knife :nauseated_face::nauseated_face:
Drinking cereal milk from the bowl :nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face:
Licking plates :nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::sob::sob::sob::sob:

I scrabble around in the bottom of the bag with my hand

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dinner, never?

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Carly Rae Jepson comeback?

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hey i just met you
and this is crazy
if you don’t lick stuff
i’ll never fuck you

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Would bloody love it if I could eat every single meal in my life alone tbh

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I lick the lid of life

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Platelicker

  • Often
  • Rarely
  • Never

0 voters

knifelicker:

  • always
  • sometimes
  • never

0 voters

never, but I’ll reasonably often use a slice of bread to mop up leftover sauce etc

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Pervert

DEFINITELY save it for thursday

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Slightly moistened finger gets the job done.

Colleague of mine eats crisps by opening the bag out completely and using it like a little plate. Logical, but weird.

Plate-licking is obviously the sign of someone who the authorities should have on a list, but I have to admit that as I transfer to old-githood I will on occasion, within the privacy of my own home, just sometimes, use a finger to scoop up leftover sauce on my plate if it was a really nice sauce. But I’m definitely not proud of it.

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