When you're finishing a bag of crisps

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private: yes

public: no, but it sometimes kills me a bit in a restaurant seeing a load of great sauce left on the plate begging to be licked up

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DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

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Where is the Sometimes option for us fence sitting softies?

Reckon if you held a gun to my head and said I had to either go in a little booth and vote tory, or stay outside the booth and watch someone lick a plate, I would try and run away.

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little bit of tabasco sauce left in the bottle but not enough for a full round of cheese on toast

  • drink from the bottle
  • just throw it away

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Use it for something else

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This is extremely weird.

it’s only there for cheese on toast though :frowning:

Pertinent problem this. By my calculation we’ve had the same bottle of tabasco for over a decade now. It’s nearly empty and what’s left looks a bit manky. Wondering whether to just splash out on a new one and surreptitiously bin the old one.

:man_shrugging:

Finally something we’re 100% in agreement on!

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yeah I have no idea how long hot sauces last, I’d imagine it’s a fair while because of the vinegar and such but don’t risk it!

folding the empty bag into a triangle for easier/less greasy disposal:

  • Always
  • Sometimes
  • Never
  • Twist it into some kind of knot
  • I already said, I’m not on crispbook

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I make it into a ball

Crisps in a pub

  • Spatchcocked for everyone to share
  • Bag for myself like a Conservative
  • No thanks, I’m full

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how long do you play with said ball before the novelty of having made a ball wears off?

Up to 15 minutes

smash it into the little bin in the front room with my fist until it’s jammed in there and won’t come out when full

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