Spatchcocked when you’re eating crisps alone
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Never spatchcocked a solo bag, never will
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I spatchcock them when I have crisps for lunch because it allows me to eat my crisps with my left hand whilst using my mouse with my right.
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just buy them some crisps if they want some, I don’t want to share my crisps and get people’s saliva-fingers meddling around in my crisps
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This might be the most quickly accepted bit of slang I’ve ever tried to introduce
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Was about to call it hippie style but i cant remember why
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spot on.
I can dig it
Leave it until next time you make cheese on toast, and open the next bottle if there’s not enough
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My childhood friends refer to it as the ‘Stoke sharing technique’ because my dad, from Stoke, did it once when they were over our house. Feel free to use it
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Do yoghurt lids make you feel:
- Queasy
- Fine
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Never do this if I’m eating with a knife and fork. Always do this after making toast.
I don’t full on lick the plate, do the finger thing though quite often.
I must have eaten tens of thousands of packets of crisps but I’ve never been able to do that.
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This^
You fingerscoopers are just platelickers in denial
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Wouldn’t normally think twice about it, but my colleague actively encouraging me to drink the crumbs a few weeks ago was a bit unnerving. (Still did it, obviously)
I worked out a technique to do it, years ago, but then was shown a much better way and it takes a couple of seconds
Every single person who answered no to the OP is a scumbag.
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