if you’re lucky enough to have an actual glass as opposed to plastic, you can tap your ring (no) against it for a nice audible clink.

I beat my chest with this expression:

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Are you fucking kidding me @eems?

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Varies depending on the gig, innit?

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i apologise, i rarely read your posts

Apology accepted you fucking cunt!

Bring a speaker to hold in one hand (or even clip onto your jacket) and have it play a prerecorded message from you. Something along the lines of:

“I am unable to clap because I am drinking a beverage, but I am enjoying myself a lot and would like it if you played more songs.”

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^this

Or you could have it play pre-recorded applause.

Or would that be disingenuous? Like Big Bang Theory?

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love it :slight_smile:

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Is this some sort of reference to me not being married?

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If clap my friend or my arm. Cba to put a plastic cup on my mouth unless in really impressed

I just give one of my ATDs a series of high fives :pray::pray::pray::pray:

I just go for it. Makes a fucking mess and costs a fortune but goddamn if I want to clap then I’m going to clap.

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If they’re particularly good I might raise the hand with the beer in it and then kind of weakly pat it with my other hand so it at least looks like I tried even though there’s basically no sound made

Wedding ring is the thing, yeah.

just do this

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If the bars busy i’ll have a beer in both hands. When this happens i just pretend I’m an American watching golf and shout stuff when the song finishes

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Clap the drink gently don’t I. Almost no audible result but at least you’re showing appreciation.