Are you fucking kidding me @eems?

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Varies depending on the gig, innit?

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i apologise, i rarely read your posts

Apology accepted you fucking cunt!

Bring a speaker to hold in one hand (or even clip onto your jacket) and have it play a prerecorded message from you. Something along the lines of:

“I am unable to clap because I am drinking a beverage, but I am enjoying myself a lot and would like it if you played more songs.”

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^this

Or you could have it play pre-recorded applause.

Or would that be disingenuous? Like Big Bang Theory?

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love it :slight_smile:

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Is this some sort of reference to me not being married?

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If clap my friend or my arm. Cba to put a plastic cup on my mouth unless in really impressed

I just give one of my ATDs a series of high fives :pray::pray::pray::pray:

I just go for it. Makes a fucking mess and costs a fortune but goddamn if I want to clap then I’m going to clap.

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If they’re particularly good I might raise the hand with the beer in it and then kind of weakly pat it with my other hand so it at least looks like I tried even though there’s basically no sound made

Wedding ring is the thing, yeah.

just do this

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If the bars busy i’ll have a beer in both hands. When this happens i just pretend I’m an American watching golf and shout stuff when the song finishes

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Clap the drink gently don’t I. Almost no audible result but at least you’re showing appreciation.

Pretty sure I hear my little brother practising that most mornings at 6am.

Slap thigh when drink is over half full

Hold beer under one arm and clap when it’s passed the point of easy spillage