#47

i apologise, i rarely read your posts

#48

Apology accepted you fucking cunt!

#49

Bring a speaker to hold in one hand (or even clip onto your jacket) and have it play a prerecorded message from you. Something along the lines of:

“I am unable to clap because I am drinking a beverage, but I am enjoying myself a lot and would like it if you played more songs.”

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#50

^this

#51

Or you could have it play pre-recorded applause.

Or would that be disingenuous? Like Big Bang Theory?

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#52

love it :slight_smile:

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#53

Is this some sort of reference to me not being married?

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#54

If clap my friend or my arm. Cba to put a plastic cup on my mouth unless in really impressed

#55

I just give one of my ATDs a series of high fives :pray::pray::pray::pray:

#56

I just go for it. Makes a fucking mess and costs a fortune but goddamn if I want to clap then I’m going to clap.

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#57

If they’re particularly good I might raise the hand with the beer in it and then kind of weakly pat it with my other hand so it at least looks like I tried even though there’s basically no sound made

#58

Wedding ring is the thing, yeah.

#59

just do this

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#60

If the bars busy i’ll have a beer in both hands. When this happens i just pretend I’m an American watching golf and shout stuff when the song finishes

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#61

Clap the drink gently don’t I. Almost no audible result but at least you’re showing appreciation.

#62

Pretty sure I hear my little brother practising that most mornings at 6am.

#63

Slap thigh when drink is over half full

Hold beer under one arm and clap when it’s passed the point of easy spillage

#64

GET IN THE HOLE

#65

Get in!!! the Hole

Only works when Courtney love is on stage

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#66

play free BIRDIE!