Where can I get hold of a menorah in Clerkenwell today?


#1

This feels like a crazy Apprentice challenge, but I’m stumped.


#2

Hatton Garden


#3

This occurred to me just after I posted it, just having a google now.

The thing is I ideally want a cheap one not a fancy jewel encrusted one but I guess it can’t hurt to look.


#4

Probably somewhere in Hatton Garden. Or if not, one of the Jewish-run shops there should be able to tell you, I’d have thought.


#5

Get your yellow pages out, find the main Jewish church in London, drive all the way across town to it then offer them a million quid for it then haggle them up to a million quid and your shoes.

Job’s a good 'un.


#6

There’s a difference between a menorah and a hannukiah.

Good luck and chag semeach


#7

Shit, you’re right!

Well, I’ve learnt something today.


#8

Just get in a cab and shout loudly into a phone you’re holding under your chin.


#9

I had a jam doughnut for breakfast to impress my jewish bf but he dgaf


#10

This is always the answer in The Apprentice too


#11

Never understand how the Londoners on that show don’t just ace it but then I remember they intentionally select the silliest folk for bants.


#12

Clintons?


#13

Have you tried the Post Office?