I should have perhaps saved this for tomorrow but all going well it can roll over.
So we see the odd bird that has sadly been hit by a car or perhaps killed by a cat.
But why isn’t the floor scattered with loads of birds that have just died of natural causes?
Where are they all?
This is a fucking good point you know.
Get eaten by other birds or animals
Why do birds suddenly disappear…
Also, conversely, why do they suddenly appear?
Scooped up by the council
Swallowed to catch spiders
Found my new calling in life
If you’re ever in the sky you can’t move for birds. These pricks are all over the place up there.
Thank you for your positivity
Laughing at us no doubt, mocking our walking and chirrupless voices
straight up your bum while you sleep
You’re a mucky one you are.
Ever seen a pied wagtail? Absolutely taking the piss out of us. Love them so much.
they don’t go to heaven where the angels fly
I wonder how much of the earth’s surface would be covered if all the birds were on the ground at the same time
this is our default reply at work so now I am in tears
you proctologists like a good laugh
Alright Holden. Maybe just head home to your mammy rather than stoating about New York.