Where do birds Go?

Hi guys

I should have perhaps saved this for tomorrow but all going well it can roll over.

So we see the odd bird that has sadly been hit by a car or perhaps killed by a cat.

But why isn’t the floor scattered with loads of birds that have just died of natural causes?

Where are they all?

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This is a fucking good point you know.

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Get eaten by other birds or animals

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Why do birds suddenly disappear…

:cry:

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Also, conversely, why do they suddenly appear?

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Scooped up by the council

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Swallowed to catch spiders

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Found my new calling in life

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If you’re ever in the sky you can’t move for birds. These pricks are all over the place up there.

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Thank you for your positivity

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Laughing at us no doubt, mocking our walking and chirrupless voices

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straight up your bum while you sleep

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You’re a mucky one you are.

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Ever seen a pied wagtail? Absolutely taking the piss out of us. Love them so much.

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they don’t go to heaven where the angels fly

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I wonder how much of the earth’s surface would be covered if all the birds were on the ground at the same time

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0.4%

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this is our default reply at work so now I am in tears

you proctologists like a good laugh

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Alright Holden. Maybe just head home to your mammy rather than stoating about New York.

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