Where do you think I could get a decent umbrella stand?


#1

Never really see them in the shops.


#2

Decent as in looks good or decent as in does the job? if the latter I’d check office supply companies like Viking or something. Maybe look in Homebase.


#3

Both, ideally. Actually office supplies are probably a good shout, cheers.


#4

Have you got some money saved up for a rainy day?


#5

How many umbrellas do you have?


#6

Nice work, sir.


#7

One. Plus my housemate has one also. Getting fed up with annoying drips in the hallway.


#8

Maybe start hanging out more in the kitchen then.


#9

But enough about your housemate, what about somewhere for these umbrellas to go?


#10

Wahey!


#11

Thanks, thanks very much.


#12

I’m not sure why you insist on using a device to blind tall people, tbh.

Just get yourself a Peter Storm pac-a-mac.


#13

Mate, I live in Wales. It rains a lot.


#14

and there are no tall people?

Anyway, raincoat mate.
http://www.ultimateoutdoors.com/mens/078222-peter-storm-mens-downpour-waterproof-jacket-black.html/613582/?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Shopping&istCompanyId=415fd961-0fbe-471a-8d25-aa4bf950e4dc&istItemId=amqmwrmir&istBid=tztx&gclid=Cj0KEQjw4rbABRD_gfPA2-uQqroBEiQA58MNdDPEpuJ1PFxTsgxT8eJvcPHVS884weqo2KXWZCkiTNQaAlZO8P8HAQ


#15


#16

There’s only one umbrella stand I’d have in my home

https://www.artedona.com/en/Home-Decor/Decorative-objects/Arca-Verona-umbrella-stand.html?cur=2&country=GB&gclid=Cj0KEQjw4rbABRD_gfPA2-uQqroBEiQA58MNdEz3n0lJuAZgwV5W5EQMiOuKzYdYDOlgcDaxGNTRXjQaAohw8P8HAQ


#17

There’s always money in the umbrella stand.


#18

HOT PISS. I LITERALLY CAME HERE TO POST THIS.


#19

Kiss my grits