Never really see them in the shops.
Decent as in looks good or decent as in does the job? if the latter I’d check office supply companies like Viking or something. Maybe look in Homebase.
Both, ideally. Actually office supplies are probably a good shout, cheers.
Have you got some money saved up for a rainy day?
How many umbrellas do you have?
Nice work, sir.
One. Plus my housemate has one also. Getting fed up with annoying drips in the hallway.
Maybe start hanging out more in the kitchen then.
But enough about your housemate, what about somewhere for these umbrellas to go?
Thanks, thanks very much.
I’m not sure why you insist on using a device to blind tall people, tbh.
Just get yourself a Peter Storm pac-a-mac.
Mate, I live in Wales. It rains a lot.
and there are no tall people?
Anyway, raincoat mate.
There’s only one umbrella stand I’d have in my home
There’s always money in the umbrella stand.
HOT PISS. I LITERALLY CAME HERE TO POST THIS.
Kiss my grits