Where does your pet stand on the political spectrum?

Alfredo would definitely be a Tory because they have the best food.

For a split second (in a early morning brain fog) I thought you had a cat named Hitler

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Bertie is a communist.

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Maya and Hepzibah are communists, Calcifer in an anarchist because he lacks the discipline.

I think our last rabbit was a bit of a libertarian. To be fair, she was a rescue rabbit and a bit traumatised so didn’t trust people that easily. Lot of growling and stamping when it was time to go to bed.

Fig abstains from politics as he’s simply too vacant to know who to vote.

However, if he was to vote he’d 100% be a UKIP supporter.

I’ve noticed when we go on walks and see other cats he does not react badly to other siamese cats but is very wary of other breeds so he’s racist AF but on his home turf he has a variety of cat friends so he can claim he’s not racist because “my best friend is a calico” but we all know its a friendship of convenience as there are simply no other siamese in his territory to befriend.

The fact he prefers to hang out with foxes overall and has a very weird alliance with them demonstrates him trying to appeal to the everyman…denying his privilege to go back to the slums of the fox holes like having a pint in a working class pub despite the fact he’s wearing a suit and has a pedigree certificate with a long line of double barrelled relatives on his family tree.

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He’d probably lie down tbh

They’re constantly squabbling for no reason so they’ve got to be Labour

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Pascal : apathetic
Holly : anarchist

I loved him with all my heart and all my soul but Monty was a card-carrying Women’s Institute member, National Trust member, get the bunting out, street party having, let’s go to the Chelsea Flower Show Tory

He would literally round up other dogs on walks if they were having too much back and escort them back to their owners

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Mimi doesn’t vote because “they’re all the same these politicians”. First one to moan when her council tax goes up or she can’t get a hospital appointment though.

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Before the last election, a leaflet from the Tory candidate came through the door and Ozzie took it behind the sofa and ripped it to pieces. So at least he’s not one of them.

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Reggie is a terrier born and lived most of his life in Barnsley. Tough little thing, not scared of a fight with other dogs but very caring and loving with humans. I’d say he is a traditional labour voter (ex coal mining stock) but has certainly considered the Brexit Party, lots of his mates voted that way last election

Hermoine (not my choice) the hamster is an anarchist no doubt. Broke the lid on her cage so now we put games on the top to keep the lid shut and she has chewed her way through about 4 boxes. She’s not willing to accept the shackles that constrain her and is willing to burn it all to the ground and clearly does not respect hierarchical structures. Fair play to her and all but i’m trying to hold it all together here…can’t let the kids be taken in by her extremist views.

She’s two now though so will probably turn into a tory and die this year

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Candy is FBPE as fuck and unrepentant.

Cotton wants full communism as he’s hoping it will create a larger community to give him strokes

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