“Bloody loved Queen, then it turned out ol’ Fredder was one of the woofters! I’m all about Sam Smith now.”

Nailed it

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Women eh

Can’t live with 'em, can’t live without 'em

Bloke’s got a surprise coming up…

even 23 floors up?1! no way!!

Full of Tories, mate.

It reads a bit “I’m not a racist - Look I have a black friend”

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I’m seriously into my music - the diversity on Radio One really satisfies me

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Is it worth mentioning that this seems to be a response article to this

Don’t know if anyone has already posted it upthread, but the preceding article about women not being able to find a good man is similarly, thrilling reading…

Sake @wewerewerewolvesonce

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Kickstarter to buy him a RealDoll?

AH FFS. Absolutely done here!

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This has left me wondering why a generation of single, sexy, solvent women just can’t find love

‘I’ve had clients coming to me wondering: “Am I asking too much to find an attractive, independent, solvent guy of my age?” ’ she says.

aah, solvent men/women - so romantic

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Careful, this is a contentious issue on drowned in sound dot com.

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We’re going to have to make a sacrifice for the greater good of the boards and call each other cunts now then request for the thread to be locked.

Deal?

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Hang on, I love solvents!

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I do too and am not complaining one bit, tbh. What happened to Paula Cole? (answer: wiping her arse with Dawson’s Creak royalty money).

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