Where the streets have new names

We’ve got so many duplicate streets have we? My friend has lived on two variations of St John’s Road. Within 3 miles of each other! BORING.

I propose we rename any and all duplicate streets. You with me

  • I am with you
  • I am not with you

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I’ll follow you to the ends of the earth x

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I’m willing to fight to the death for this idea

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SO behind this.

Don’t even have to be that different, but just a little.

Name one of those streets “Johnny Boy Road” and you’re done.

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Number those fuckers.

I live at 107 32674

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Exactly! So easy

Too far theo

Too far theo avenue

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I like the idea of naming roads based on their properties (not property as in houses) or cool things they have on them

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If it helps the cause, I’m happy to introduce new words for the type of thing it is.

Street
Road
Way
etc.

but we can have more.

St John’s Thoroughfare

for example.

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@colinzealuk explain yourself

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“I live on 15 parkway scramble”

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This could prove problematic with streets which have negative traits though, and create a classism based on the names. e.g. If you lived on the street balonz lives on, it would be called Dickhead Street and that wouldn’t be pleasant.

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We have a highways agency but too few roads named ____ highway

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If you visit
Dickhead street
Here are some people
That you might meet

What do you mean ‘you people’?

Fucking hell Chegg!

And no streets can be named after Kings or Queens

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I would love to live on Radical Highway

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Myway Highway

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Nah - there’s lots of Orchard Roads and variants out there. Don’t take away the only thing I have!*

*disclaimer - I do have some other stuff