#387

You’ve changed your fucking tune

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#388

If hers is just a preference but his is a problem then can’t they just listen to the music he likes while they bang?

Meanwhile, he’s only allowed to masturbate to other music to retrain his dick.

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#389

:sweat_smile:.

#390

think I’m going to find a new route to Brighton.

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#391

Also love that he describes masturbation as a ‘task’

What’s on your to-do list today, mate?
Buy milk
Post birthday card for sister
Clean bathroom
Masturbate
Take library books back

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#392

pretty sure I’ve found that list kicking around the house here before.

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#393

going down south over the South Downs

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#394

I’d have sex with both of them based on their music taste.

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#395

seems he’s got a real chip on his shoulder about where emo comes from.

#396

Texas Is The Reason

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#397

football is the game.

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#398

Back and to the Left is one of the best songs ever don’t @ me

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#399

i found this on sertraline but went back to the drs about it, mentioned it specifically as a side effect i didnt want and they went throuhg the book thing looking for antidepressants that didnt list loss of libido as a side effect. anyway mertazepine is :ok_hand:

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#400

It’s very much CWBAFT around here these days so it’s not really a problem, just amusement on my part. I’m more concerned about the prodigious weight gain, my diet isn’t the best but I’ve put on a stone in two months and if I end up putting all the weight back on that took so much work to shift I’m going to end up more depressed than I was before!

#402

Best to prepare them for what’s to come

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#403

Really juvenile sounding, like it is just playing at being sex.

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#404

Agree.
Sometimes I say stuff though when I’m trying to be sexy and then I’m just like Wtf did I just say. That was not sexy.

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#405
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#407

Was it someone on here that was asked by his partner to talk dirty to her, and he hesitated for a second and then said ‘earn my cock’?

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#408

This has finished me off

Edit not in a sexytime way

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