Up to you. I know virginity is a weird construct really
On a sofa bed after a house party
I’ll stick with 23 then cause that’s when I lost my emotional hangups about my virginity which is really the most important part
Horny whilst reading the financial times. What a life
Is someone playing FTSE with you?
Sadly not. Just love reading about low yeild investments
Nobody’s bonding with your junk then?
It was in a room full of people, including my cousin and it involved a lot of blood.
this is actually true and quite horrifying
Can’t edit the polls or I’d lose the votes
That’s enough filth for today. Back to composing my opus for the fajita kit thread (haven’t forgotten about you xylo…)
They’ve got a great squad atm
A beech in ibiza with a girl from stoke
Aaaarrreee yyyooouuu lllooonnnsssooommmewe ttooonnniiighhhttt
Stop asking Elvis you dead Presley
Safebruv and Stoke Girl sitting up a tree
The normal way then?
Partaken in a threesome