#42

kinda got to admire that level of “can’t even be fucked to make up a decent excuse”-ness eh?

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#43

I’ve got so many excuses lined up if I’m ever called out for routinely being about ten minutes late. Today was going to be “got stuck behind the bin lorry”, because if they checked up on it they’d see that today is my street’s bin day.

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#44

Tbf the actual journey is probably gonna be shit. Already up to my neck in stress making sure I’ve got everything. Already the flight is delayed. And I’m very tired.

#46

Where bounce in Glasgow are u movin hun?*

*diminutive of ‘honey’, not sectarian abuse.

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#47

Would they really check that? And surely you live more than one street away, so you could have got stuck behind a bin lorry at any point.

#48

Currently; southside. Surburbs. That’s the plan.

#49

No of course not, but you’ve got to be prepared. :lying_face:

#50

Thoughts and prayers.

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#51

The recent Audi advert with the clowns driving other cars makes me laugh because it’s normally… you know.

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#52

Sorry I’m 2 hours late… only took left turns on my way in this morning.

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#53

My friend is downsizing/ selling up in Newton Mearns.

I have no idea of value but I do know they have had an offer accepted and quite want to move, so might accept fair offers under the value.

#54

Yep - I used to keep getting instagram adverts for that, and the comments were always pointing out that the clowns were the ones driving Audis! I guess the marketing people and Audi themselves were in such a bubble that they didn’t fully think it through.

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#55

That super tired liminal state is prime ambient listening territory though, right? Silver linings!

(I hope it goes better than you’re expecting!)

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#57

I’ve checked a map, and if I’m allowed two roundabout piss-takes I can definitely get to work with only left turns.

Let’s see how late this makes me tomorrow.

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#59

tdf!!!

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#60

DM me.

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#61

So tempted…

Will do it anyway.

She said “sports” mate.

:wink:

#62

Honestly Fuck My Life.

Run out of hayfever tablets so took a benedryl which I had been meaning to try for my hayfever. Half an hour later on the train, I come up in hives, can’t breathe well, swollen tingly lips.

Managed to get to the pharmacy so took a diff hayfever tab and got some cream. Then I got to work and told the ladies on my table about it in case I take a turn and ended up bursting out crying in front of the whole office. Now I’m waiting for a call back from the Dr and I feel like passing out, I’m so drowsy.
Still got tight throat, swollen lips, itchy sore neck, hives, all sorts.

So fucking over this week.

#63

Oh matey :frowning:

Hope you feel better soon.

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#64

Hopefully the reaction will wear off soon but feel my office crying humiliation may last some time :cry: