Infectious laughter though?

hearing other people would only detract from my enjoyment of the film which is paramount in this scenario

Always back row, no one is kicking my seat then. Had to shush two teenagers whilst watching Joker last week. Pricks were talking constantly for the first half an hour.

thinly veiled ‘has a home cinema’ :wink:

Yeah, a 32 inch TV, a Chromecast and an IKEA chair. It’s fucking great

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I only go to Everyman’s these days so it doesn’t realy matter but i like to be on the end or near the end cause I will 100% need a wee.

My boyfriend and I had a bit of a bust up with his mum a few weeks ago because she was insisting you can take your dog to the Everyman cinema in Barnet. Fucking ridiculous, of course you can’t take a dog in the cinema.

punchline being yer man has asperger’s again, is it

Sometimes they do dog friendly screenings of films

Usually Behind the wall

My brother and his girlfriend took their dog to see Isle Of Dogs when it came out. Apparently it was chaos, in a good way.

Sounds like the best possible way to enjoy that (very underwhelming) film IMO

Remember when you could smoke in cinemas? Those were the days. Now instead of the scent of B&H and weed, all you can smell are people’s popcorn farts.
I do not often go to the cinema.

The one next to you.

i strongly disagree with every aspect of this statement

please leave me alone

No, I don’t.

there is an Everyman opening in Cardiff. What’s the premise ? big seats ? no dickheads ?

This concept is truly cursed.

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I’d only sit in 4 seats at our local cinema so on the rate occasion we went there, I’d point them out in the plan and ask if they were available. If they weren’t I went to the pub instead.

BFI small screens - front row, centre. BFI main screen - back row, centre, or about 5 rows back from the front centre.

BFI IMAX - rows M or N, centre.

Little cinemas like the Curzon or the Electric in Shoreditch before they made it part of Soho House, any row from row 3 back, centre.

Those Odeon ones with the sofas at the very back, nice seats just in front of them, then normal seats - front row, centre of the nice seats, although that fake leather stuff is quite slidey for people who like to slouch when sitting down, so Odeon’s generally wouldn’t be my first choice.

Edit: I’m a bit picky when it comes to cinema seats…

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where ever i’m mostly likely not to have to sit near any other human beings