#41

I was thinking of doing a ‘bit’ where I pretended that the ‘seat’ in the thread title referred to the car manufacturer, but then I decided against it.

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#42

My dad puts his coat over the seat in front of him, right up until someone is literally about to sit down in it

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#43

I’d rather there weren’t any cars in my cinema thank you very much!

(I did the bit for you youre welcome)

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#44

Do you want to know a truth?

I don’t even think the posh leather seats are good, they make too much noise when you readjust your position slightly.

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#45

This is the word funny people like me use instead of ‘joke’

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#46

I like the better positioning and leg room but the seat quality itself leaves something to be desired for sure

#47

Hah! Great bit. Basically made the thread worth reading. Can’t believe it took so long for someone to come up with it.

#48

Good stuff.

I’d also have accepted the following response to the OP:

‘in the car park, I’d hope!’

#49

Ever bring your own leather (BYOL)?

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#50

Never bring my own leather

#51

What was I even thinking when doing that acronym? Not even close

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#52

Once, because some bloke threatened to “deck you little cunts if you don’t shut up” during House of Flying Daggers. We weren’t actually talking and House of Flying Daggers is subtitled so we decided it probably wasn’t worth the hassle of sitting near him.

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#53

i appreciate your restraint in this instance

#54

Because he puts his botty (BOTY, aka ‘bot-bot’ ) down on the cinema seat

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#55

For the leather, no. For the legroom, very yes.

#56

House of Trying Aggers

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#57

I am a short man

#58

I’ve seen you in shorts. Phwoar

#59

My legs are my nicest body part

#60

I’d say your heart