- Working hard
- Hardly working
0 voters
- Cunning stunt
- Stunning cunt
0 voters
- Smashing pumpkins
- Smiling politely
0 voters
- Crazy to work here
- It helps
0 voters
I should really do some work.
- Fitter
- Happier
- More productive
- Comfortable
- Not drinking too much
- Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
- Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
- At ease
- Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
- A patient, better driver
- A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
- Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
- No paranoia
- Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
- Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
- Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
- Favours for favours
- Fond but not in love
- Charity standing orders
- On Sundays ring road supermarket
- (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
- Car wash (also on Sundays)
- No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
- Nothing
0 voters
- life
- a job
- a career
- a family
- a fucking big television
- washing machine
- car
- compact disc player
- electrical tin opener
- good health
- low cholesterol
- dental insurance
- fixed interest mortgage repayments
- starter home
- friends
- leisurewear
- matching luggage
- three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
- DIY
- wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning
- sitting on that couch
- watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows
- stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth
- rotting away at the end of it all
- pissing your last in a miserable home
- nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves
- your future
- life
- heroin
0 voters
A pig in a cage on antibiotics