#1
  • Working hard
  • Hardly working

0 voters

  • Cunning stunt
  • Stunning cunt

0 voters

  • Smashing pumpkins
  • Smiling politely

0 voters

  • Crazy to work here
  • It helps

0 voters

#2

I should really do some work.

#3
  • Fitter
  • Happier
  • More productive
  • Comfortable
  • Not drinking too much
  • Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
  • Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
  • At ease
  • Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
  • A patient, better driver
  • A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
  • Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
  • No paranoia
  • Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
  • Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
  • Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
  • Favours for favours
  • Fond but not in love
  • Charity standing orders
  • On Sundays ring road supermarket
  • (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
  • Car wash (also on Sundays)
  • No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
  • Nothing

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#4
  • life
  • a job
  • a career
  • a family
  • a fucking big television
  • washing machine
  • car
  • compact disc player
  • electrical tin opener
  • good health
  • low cholesterol
  • dental insurance
  • fixed interest mortgage repayments
  • starter home
  • friends
  • leisurewear
  • matching luggage
  • three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
  • DIY
  • wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning
  • sitting on that couch
  • watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows
  • stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth
  • rotting away at the end of it all
  • pissing your last in a miserable home
  • nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves
  • your future
  • life
  • heroin

0 voters

#5

A pig in a cage on antibiotics