Which Christmas song has the worst lyrics?

I know this isn’t the one, but

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year

was just going through my head, and it’s such a shit chorus.

  • Meaningless repetition with no emotional impact, nor powerful message.
  • No specification of who the “we” are.
  • New year bit blatantly added on at a later date trying to be relevant to other occasions too.
  • Wish implying that they’re not going to do anything to actually help that happen, just fucking good vibes. Yeah, thanks for that.

Then the song is so shit with lyrics that the second half of the first verse is the same fucking thing again.

What’s worse?

Is We Wish You A Merry Christmas the worst Christmas song?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • Other

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Do They Know it’s Christmas?

Is, by some distance, the worst

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Baby It’s Cold Outside

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Feeder world
(Let Soccer mommy know she ripped them off and)

the moon is right x40
bit lazy

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I think that’s brave

I hate Wizzard’s one. Has that noncy 70s TOTP feel (in terms of the gary glitter musicality), but also ‘the snowman brings the snow’? Not having that, the snowman comes after the snow.

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They’re all the same

This version of Santa baby is really odd in how they tried to make it heterosexual but actually just made it quite the opposite.

Yeah, that’s just lazily confusing the cause and effect, totally ridiculous.

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That’s simply not true

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Anti war songs and horny santa songs are the same

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All together now!

:musical_note: War is over
Horny Santa
War is over
Nooooowwww :musical_note:

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Was listening to a compilation that had ‘When a chiild is born’ on it

‘Waiting for one child
Black, white, yellow, no-one knows’

:grimacing:

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And Santa is horny
Now what have you done?

ABANDON POST

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He’s been down your chimney
And filled you with abandonreply

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ABANDON SLEIGH!

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\m/ SLEIGHER - REINDEER BLOOD \m/

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His sacks are overflowing
With gifts for you and me

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“Step into Christmas. The admission’s free!”

Ta Elton…

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