Which Christmas song has the worst lyrics?

Wooooo
Merry Christmas
Christmas comes this time each year

Beach Boys think you can’t use a calendar. Piss off, Beach Boys

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He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

^ Extremely sinister

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feliz navidad

Feel bad for saying this because it’s such a cute song but it’s kind of just happy christmas over and over again.

One More Sleep - Leona Lewis

Features the word ‘sleep’ to mean ‘day’. I generally am all for the forward march of the English language but this is disgusting behaviour. Ban this sick filth.

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This morning it dawned on me that ’when the Snowman brings the snow’ makes perfect sense when you realise that the ’snow’ to which Roy Wood is referring is more than likely cocaine

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When the snowman brings the snow
Well he just might like to know
He’s put a great big smile on somebody’s face

Checks out

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