Which country has the best insults?

I’m English and calling someone a wanker is still pretty great, sometimes the classics are the best.

yeah I was hoping for some multi-lingual DiSers to show off with some cool swears/put downs in other languages actually

fucking hell that would be great if they’re steamin’ angry and red in the face just ranting in super fast french. Like the E Honda slap of insults

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you’ve never let me down mate don’t you worry x

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the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy CU

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weirdly I reserve prick for when someone’s REALLY pissed me off, even though it’s a pretty mild swear.

It’s like taking a really big run up

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Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire do chnámh do dhroma

That the Devil will make a ladder out of your spine.

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fuck me that’s dark!

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is that legit or did you just make it up cos you’re metal as fuck?

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Irish insults are pretty wordy and descriptive. That’s from a list I found online! Here’s another:

Go ndéanfaidh an diabhal cipín dod’ dhá chois

That the Devil makes splinters of your legs.

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the Irish devil is one rude dude!

(or lady)

I think he goes by “The Humming Taint” these days

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arschloch!

this is also the german name for the card game shithead

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I was taught the phrase “I shit in your mother’s cunt” by a really cute Argentinian girl.

It’s no considered that harsh over there :open_mouth:

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fascinating!

Can’t believe trousers used to be the worst swear word

True

Dummkopf!

this is creepy!