Which country has the best insults?

#1

I’m English and calling someone a wanker is still pretty great, sometimes the classics are the best.

#2

given that germany has basically all the best words anyway, i’m going to go with them.

nb. i don’t actually know any german insults so this is a total guess

#3

yeah I was hoping for some multi-lingual DiSers to show off with some cool swears/put downs in other languages actually

#4

the french tend to swear in long sentences. really gives it a sense of gravity when they’re going for it. let me find a few favs for you bammers

#5

i’m very sorry to have let you down, bam :frowning:

#6

fucking hell that would be great if they’re steamin’ angry and red in the face just ranting in super fast french. Like the E Honda slap of insults

#7

you’ve never let me down mate don’t you worry x

#8

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy CU

#9

weirdly I reserve prick for when someone’s REALLY pissed me off, even though it’s a pretty mild swear.

#10

tuckeresque

#11

It’s like taking a really big run up

#12

Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire do chnámh do dhroma

That the Devil will make a ladder out of your spine.

#13

fuck me that’s dark!

#14

is that legit or did you just make it up cos you’re metal as fuck?

#15

Medieval English is good for this. https://www.interesly.com/medieval-swearing/

#16

that is shit hot tbf

#17

Irish insults are pretty wordy and descriptive. That’s from a list I found online! Here’s another:

Go ndéanfaidh an diabhal cipín dod’ dhá chois

That the Devil makes splinters of your legs.

#18

the Irish devil is one rude dude!

#19

(or lady)

#20

I think he goes by “The Humming Taint” these days