Which Dis team are you in?

Would put on my best impenetrable farmer’s accent so nobody got too chummy.

example - all evenings in London are spent in the OXO tower/ordering takeaways/cycling

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You can just say my name chorizochum

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fixed this

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Ahhhhh, TST!

Those were the days!

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Every English person from south of Birmingham and east of Bristol sounds cockney to me

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still tickles me, that :smiley:

irons, too cockney for glasgow. not cockney enough for London.

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For the record, none of you are welcome in the Westcountry

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DIS Football

  • Yes
  • No

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Welcome?

  • Definitely - is it okay if I wear a white shirt? Also I forgot my trainers, and I’m running 20 minutes late
  • No

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actually given funky’s stance on tourists coming into the west country, I’m changing my welcome vote to ‘no’

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Follow-up question: which DIS team are you in?

  • Reds
  • Blues

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am I still part of dis football despite my last game being over 10 years ago? was quite ‘prolific’ before that tho

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blues and will sulk if I can’t play in my preferred position of midfield lazyboy

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As long as you’ve still got the tattoo of someone taking a throw-in correctly, you’re golden.

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Can’t remember the last time I played tbh - reckon 5 years ago at least

Well it wouldn’t have been a picture of me

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!

  • In
  • Out

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The Essex exiles

  • Yes
  • No

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Cymru

Cymru
  • Land of my Fathers
  • Firebreak and fuck off

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The armchair reds

  • Yes, kids, wife. In that order
  • Hated, hated, never adored.

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